Rivals: Pirate!EnglandxReader

"Marukaite chikyuu
Marukaite chikyuu
Marukaite chikyuu
Boku HETALIA
Ah hitofude de mieru subarashii sekai
Nagagutsu de kanpai da HETALIA"
You kept singing the song Italy taught you as you got dressed in your usual wear made up of a pair of really cut up brown pants, A not-so-white-anymore short sleeved shirt, A black corset with accents that matched your (e/c) eyes, really dirty black boots, your black captains hat with a (e/c) feather sticking out, and of course your (e/c) pirate coat with gold trimming, silver buttons, and black lining.  You didn't care if people knew you were a woman, if they tried anything you would kick their bass.
"Ve~ Captain (l/n) there's a ship in the distance!!!  It looks like England's ship!!!" You heard Feli start mumbling something about sewing white flags together to make a barrier so maybe they wouldn't be able to see us.
"Feli!!! I told you not to call him England!!!  He doesn't deserve to be a country!!!"  You yelled through the door.  
You put on your belt and stuck your favorite cutlass and pistol into their holds.  At that point you walked out of the door of your cabin and onto the main deck.  You started yelling orders at your crew.  They've known for a while now that you're a woman, they don't really care because you're a great captain and swordsman.
"Get ready to attack!!!  We won't go easy on him this time!!!"  You yelled at your crew.  Captain Eyebrows was NOT going to win this time.  You and he are rivals.  Fighting since the day you met.
You go to the wheel to begin to steer your ship at Kirkland's.  You smile as his ship slowly approaches yours.  Your ships are now in perfect alignment and each captain's crew prepares to attack on their captain's order.
"-Ello _________ looking as lovely as ever, it's not proper for woman of your……. Beauty is supposed to be going around risking her life like this love."  He stared at you with those beauti- 'wait what?!? You were NOT about to call his eyes beautiful'
"Sup' Captain Eyebrows?  I'm perfectly fine, it's you whom you should be worried about."  You stared him down, his shaggy blonde hair was blowing in the small sea breeze, his eyebrows looked more like giant caterpillar than usual, you couldn't help but giggle at this.
"What are you laughing at you bloody git!!!"  He was becoming frustrated with you, this was good that normally meant his defeat.
"Nothing that you need to know about you git."  You replied sarcastically.
"You know ________ you could always be a good girl and surrender like your friend there."  He said pointing at Feli.  You turned and saw him frantically waving one of his white flags around inside of the crow's nest.
"Would you stop that you bloody nook whiffer!!!"  Italy immediately started cowering in fear yelling something about don't kill him and it's no fun killing a virgin.
"You bastard!!! Don't yell at my brother like that!!!"  Romano of course jumped in and started defending him.
"You're all getting distracted you gits!!!"  You yelled so they wouldn't distract you any longer.
"You have one mighty crew there love."  Captain Kirkland comments.  You look at him and he flashes you a perfect smile.
"Are we gonna down to business or what Eyebrows?"  You say sarcastically.  You can see the anger in his eyes, good.  You need him angry, it gives you an advantage __________.  Eyebrows orders his crew to prepare to board.  You order yours to do the same.  You will win against your rival this time or else this time there will be worse circumstances.  "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"  Eyebrows yells as he charges at you.  You gain momentum and run at him full speed.  Your blades met with a loud 'clang', you swung at his sword arm giving him a large cut.  He cried out in pain and you took the chance to cut his pistol from his belt.  You kicked to the side he wouldn't be able to reach it.  He swung at your feet, you jumped over the blade with ease.  He swung again, you parried his attack easily.    'This is waaay too easy for him __________' You thought.  You swung at him which he dodged with a quick spin, turning his back to you. 'Now is your chance _______!!!'  You swung across his back cutting his coat clean in half and giving him a deep cut.  He cried out in pain again.  You pinned him down and pressed your pistol against his temple.
"Looks like I beat you again Eyebrows."  You said cockily.  You smashed the hilt of your sword on top of his head.  He was out cold.  You ordered your crew to fire the cannons at his ship.  You then start to tie up your captive.  You'll throw him in your quarters for now.